


The Last Survivors

by TheHarbringer



Category: Zombieland
Genre: Humor, Suspense
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-11-06
Updated: 2010-11-06
Packaged: 2014-06-22 08:29:43
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 442
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6456649/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2383690/TheHarbringer
Summary: Join my friends and I's adventure in Zombieland as we go along blowing up Wal-Marts, finding extream ways of killing zombies, and aweful "thats what she said" jokes!





	1. CHaracter Profiles

**I'm putting this up because I don't feel like describing us in this story.**

**Character Profiles.**

**FIRST CHAPTER**

**Kyle M.:**

-16

-5' 7"

-thin

-short black hair

-grey eyes

-gothic/punk

-sarcastic cocky bastard

**Adam B.:**

-17

-5' 8"

-average build

-short blond hair

-grey eyes

-Jock-ish

-funny/sarcastic

**SECOND CHAPTER**

**Stephanie M. (Me):**

-16

-5' 3"

-chubby

-long wavy dark brown hair

-green eyes

-goth

-insane

**Susie H.:**

-15

-4' 10"

-average build

-short (stylized guy cut) blonde hair

-blue eyes

-punk

-always on a sugar high

**Jennifer C.H.:**

-15

-5' 7"

-Thin

-shoulder length light brown hair

-brown eyes

-slightly gothic

-shy/quiet


	2. The Boys

**Hey, this is my new story!**

**So, R&R, please!**

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**August 15****th**

**2:35 pm**

**Eight months into the Infection.**

Adam and Kyle stared at the Wal-Mart through the back of Kyle's van.

"So," Adam said, petting the large German Shepard sitting between them, "What's the plan?"

"Okay," Kyle said leaning closer to the window, "We go in at the same time-"

"That's what she said!" Adam laughed.

"Technically, that's what HE said…and we got off topic." Kyle sighed, "Anyway, as I said before I got interrupted, we go in together and kill the first of the zombies."

"Kill the zombies." Adam repeated

"Then, we get the supplies."

"Food, clothes, and water, right?"

"Yes." Kyle continued, "Then we go rig the explosives and run like hell."

"Rig the explosives, and run. Good plan, but you forgot a few details."

Kyle frowned. "Like what?"

"What if they don't have any food or water?"

Kyle rolled his eyes. "Adam, it's Wal-Mart. They have EVERYTHING; and I don't think it will be cleaned out."

"Okay, what about the explosives? Where are we putting them?"

Kyle thought for a minute, trying to remember the layout of this particular Wal-Mart. "Womens' clothing."

Adam raised an eyebrow. "Womens' clothing?"

"Well, yeah. It's in the middle of the store, and you said you wanted to blow up a Wal-Mart." Kyle said in defense.

"Yeah, sure, Kyle." Adam rolled his eyes as he pulled out four blocks of C4 out of a box and handed them to Kyle who put them in a duffle bag.

"Whatever," Kyle huffed. "Ready to go?"

"Yup." Adam hefted his Mossberg 500.

Kyle looked down at the dog. "Wanna come along, Hades?"

Hades barked at him; Kyle smiled evilly. "I'll take that as a yes."

Adam opened the sliding door, "Okay, lets go!"

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**Okay, new Zombieland story!**

**Featuring my friends and me! **

**Sorry for the short chapter; they should get longer!**


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